Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
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You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
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