Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Sorry about my life...
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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