there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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