How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
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Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
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Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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