I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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