...so i touched it.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
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No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
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All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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