Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
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She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
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I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Shame is for Republicans.
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