Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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