scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
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She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
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I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
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