What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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