Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
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I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
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You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
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