dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I have feelings that need drinking.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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