But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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