If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
everyone is single if you try hard enough
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
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Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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