my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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