I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
