love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Randomize
