We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
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