Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I have aggressive nipples.
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It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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