but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
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It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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