Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
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I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!