Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
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update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
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I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.