I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.