But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
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I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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