The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
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Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
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CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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