bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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