were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
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The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
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Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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