he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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