apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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