i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
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