he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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