She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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