She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
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i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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