Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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