i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
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You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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