That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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