Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
No subtext here. People are naked.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
We're using joints as your birthday candles
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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