Me too!
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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