It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
