He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
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A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
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Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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