Will you blow on my dice?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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