Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
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If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
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His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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