we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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