can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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