Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
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A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
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I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
BRING THE BAGELS
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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