high people should be assigned attendants
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
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Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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