i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
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There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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