Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
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my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
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This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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