omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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