You made eat vitamins until I threw up
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
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1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
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I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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