I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
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I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
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I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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