1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
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Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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