i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
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He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
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Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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