Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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